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Disc Golf courses
- Kaposia, St Paul, MN
- Toboggan Course, MI
- Rosedale, Kansas City, MO
- Mt Airy, Cincinnati, OH
- Oak Grove, Pasadena, CA
- Kiss the Sky, Aspen, CO
Disc Golf holes
- #19, Kiss the Sky, Aspen, CO
- #17 (long), Kaposia, St Paul, MN
- #5, North Valley, St Paul, MN...just kidding
- #27, De La Veaga, Santa Cruz, CA
- #1, Oak Grove, Pasadena, CA
- #?, Kennewick, Kennewick, WA (the "island" hole)
- #11 and 14, Kiss the Sky. Aspen, CO
Toes
- Big toe, right foot
- Middle toe, right foot
- Big toe, left foot
- Pinky toe, right foot
- Index toe, left foot
- Middle toe, left foot
- (honorable mention) Index toe, right foot
Least Funny Things Ever
- Police Academy movies
- Puns
- Humans
- Waiting in line for Phantom Menace
- Bubble bum you can't blow bubbles with
- There are only five things that aren't funny
Disc Golf Communities
- Ann Arbor, MI
- Portland, OR
- St Paul, MN
- Tokyo, JP
- Dallas/Ft Worth, Arlington, TX
- T-Seattle and Kennewick, WA
- T-Private Courses and Clubs of North Carolina
Things I most want to be know for
- Worlds greatest corrupter of Americas youth
- The oldest guy at the show
- The richest person in my trailer park
- Curator of the worlds first Seymore Butts Museum
- Owner of "The Sofa" from Pink Flamingos
- The man who brought SARS to Baltimore
Players who should be in the Disc Golf Hall of Fame based on their "on the course" accomplishments (some not yet, but for sure someday)
- Geoff and Johnny Lissaman
- Ron Russell
- John Brooks
- Erik Marx
- Dan Ginnelley
- Mike Randolph
- Scott Martin
- TJ Lawrence
- Lots of European Players
Disc golf promoters who should be in the Disc Golf Hall of Fame based on their "off the course" accomplishments.
- Bill Wright (should have happened already!)
- Dwain Utech
- Brent Hambrick
- Steve Howell (also should have happened already.)
- Lots of European promoters
- Ken Folger
Keyboard Keys
- Control
- Alt
- G
- F3
- ]
- p
- Number Lock
States
- Colorado
- Wisconsin
- Minnesota
- Montana
- Maine
- T-Oregon
- T-Washington
- T-Iowa
Oakland Raiders Players
Cities
- Toronto, ONT
- Denver, CO
- Portland, OR
- Seattle, WA
- Dallas, TX
- Salt Lake City, UT
Cats
- Stinky
- Whitey
- Comet
- Romeo
- Scooter
- Jello
Towns
- Fort Collins, Co
- Ann Arbor, MI
- Portland, ME
- Billings, MT
- Flagstaff, AZ
- Madison, WI
File Cabinet Colors
- Silver
- Tan
- Black
- White
- Wood
- Tan and White
Shades of Black
- Really black
- Kind of black
- Sort of black
- Deep black
- Very black
- Really dark grey kind of
Pink Flamingos Characters
- Edie, the Egg Lady
- Babs Johnson
- Cotton
- Crackers
- Dallas/Ft Worth, Arlington, TX
- T-Raymond
- T-Connie
- T-The Chicken
- T-The Dog
Crayon Colors
- Burnt Sienna
- Brick Red
- Yellow Green
- Blue
- Banana Mania
- Yellow
Simpsons Episodes
- Homer Gets a Quadruple Bypass
- Duff Gardens
- Homer Borrows Money from Patti and Selma
- Homer Rides on the Space Shuttle
- Every Halloween Episode
- Is Bart Smarter than a Hamster
Funniest shows on TV
- Simpsons reruns
- Daily Show
- Jackass
- South Park
- Sportscenter Commercials
- New Simpsons
Physics Books
- Making of the Atomic Bomb - Richard Rhodes
- The God Particle - Leo Lieberman
- In Search of Schrodinger's Cat - John Gribbin
- Shrodinger's Kittens and the Search for Reality - John Gribbin
- In the Beginning - John Gribbin
- Infinity, the Achilles in the Quantum Universe - ???
Ralph Wiggum Quotes
- My cat's breath smells like cat food
- Me fail English? That's unpossible
- And over there is where I saw the Leprechaun...he tells me to burn things
- Innova is funny looking
- I broke my Wookie
- Doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there
Teletubbies
- Tinky Winky
- Dipsy
- LaLa
- Poe
- scooter
- vacuum
People to have in my foursome
- Tim Gill
- Kevin McCoy
- Chris Brophy
- Mike Sayre
- Matt Franke
- Lacy
13th Century Impressionists
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